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  Free PS3

  7 months ago

  Haha, nice list. I liked the " ….trapped in the facebook status message textbox; send help!"
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  mark fowler

  5 months ago

  is waiting for his HIV results ... fingers crossed ex's
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  Signs of Pregnancy

  5 months ago

  lol, HIV results is kind of scared.
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  dsfds

  5 months ago

  is.... smoking pot with johnny hopkins.(step brothers reference)
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  sex_toys

  3 months ago

  Thanks for the great list! Here are my favorite:
  
  -Jonk is having an excellent adventure with Bill and Ted
  -Jonk is planning to be spontaneous tomorrow.
  -Jonk is thinking Pandora didn’t think outside the box.
  -Jonk - so poor he can’t even give you his two cents!
  -Jonk always asks himself: “What would Gandalf do”?
  -Jonk can increase your penis size by 30%!!!!
  -Jonk hates people that take drugs… customs for example
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  Sex-toys-Dildos

  2 months ago

  Haha, nice list. I liked the scary though
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  Tabu

  1 month ago

  "Reloading the batteries in my vibrator. "
  
  http://www.tabutoys.com/
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  Sex Machines

  1 month ago

  lol. may I add... "getting laid."
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  boston moving labor

  1 month ago

  Nice list.. How about looking for another place or house to start a new life? and facebook connects us to our relatives..
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  RayBan Sunglasses

  3 weeks ago

  I have a facebook account as well, and I appreciate the funny status messages you posted. It's entertaining.
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  Isis Avent

  3 weeks ago

  Hey there, I loved these status messages, I recently saw someone set "Humanity is the biggest religion" Now this is really very nice!
  
  Amber
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