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Listropolis: Inspiration - Top 20 Facebook Status Updates

  • Free PS3 · 1 year ago
    Haha, nice list. I liked the " ….trapped in the facebook status message textbox; send help!"
  • chiropractic coaches · 3 months ago
    "understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now."

    LOL!!!!!! I like this one the most, well these status updates are pretty catchy
  • sex toys · 3 months ago
    i seen better lines. something like "slept for 120 hours"
  • Alena · 3 months ago
    Even I liked the list a lot. Keep posting like this.
  • mark fowler · 11 months ago
    is waiting for his HIV results ... fingers crossed ex's
  • Signs of Pregnancy · 11 months ago
    lol, HIV results is kind of scared.
  • dsfds · 10 months ago
    is.... smoking pot with johnny hopkins.(step brothers reference)
  • sex_toys · 8 months ago
    Thanks for the great list! Here are my favorite:

    -Jonk is having an excellent adventure with Bill and Ted
    -Jonk is planning to be spontaneous tomorrow.
    -Jonk is thinking Pandora didn’t think outside the box.
    -Jonk - so poor he can’t even give you his two cents!
    -Jonk always asks himself: “What would Gandalf do”?
    -Jonk can increase your penis size by 30%!!!!
    -Jonk hates people that take drugs… customs for example
  • Sex-toys-Dildos · 7 months ago
    Haha, nice list. I liked the scary though
  • Tabu · 7 months ago
    "Reloading the batteries in my vibrator. "

    http://www.tabutoys.com/
  • Sex Machines · 6 months ago
    lol. may I add... "getting laid."
  • stop masturbation · 4 months ago
    That would be better than to see someone's post that goes: "...playing with myself". I experienced that and it was horrible. I immediately deleted him from my friend list because of his perverse act. Ugh.
  • boston moving labor · 6 months ago
    Nice list.. How about looking for another place or house to start a new life? and facebook connects us to our relatives..
  • RayBan Sunglasses · 6 months ago
    I have a facebook account as well, and I appreciate the funny status messages you posted. It's entertaining.
  • Isis Avent · 6 months ago
    Hey there, I loved these status messages, I recently saw someone set "Humanity is the biggest religion" Now this is really very nice!

    Amber
  • Back Massager · 5 months ago
    Humanity is the biggest religion is really nice status message, it reflects that the user is very sacred soul!
  • nintendo · 4 months ago
    God is part of humanity, weather real or not, but the concept is very malleable, and evolves, is not now aht it used to be for many,
  • Names · 4 months ago
    I never loved to use facebook. All my friends are using this and Myspace but I`d rather use hi5. I`m more used to it and it`s hard for me to work with something I don`t like. Lately I had no time for hi5 too so I consider a waste of time making an account on the other 2.
  • miami web design company · 4 months ago
    "#1 ….can see Alaska from her house." - I think I heard this one from Sarah Palin too, if she only has a Facebook account, I'm sure she'll say this proudly too.
  • Internet porn addiction · 4 months ago
    And the oddest status I have seen would have to be: "downloading farmcum: animal porn"... Just pure gross, ahhck!
  • athinabean · 3 months ago
    never leaves work early; at least not physically.
  • athinabean · 3 months ago
    never leaves work early; at least not physically.
  • Ameda · 3 months ago
    lol, Nice one.I liked the "...….brought to you by the letters W T F" :D.
  • Antivirus Software · 3 months ago
    ahaha...really loved the list! Good job guys!
  • Fresno Property Management · 3 months ago
    LOL, my favorite is "….understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now."
  • Funny commercials · 3 months ago
    amazing compilation !
  • Elixir · 1 week ago
    Very Funny! Haha. Here are some funny twitter status updates http://funnytwitterstatus.blogspot.com
  • Online Sex Shop · 2 days ago
    Very interesting article, but I saw statistics at compete dot com. It shows that facebook.com did not have grown visits last 2 months. It appears to be decreasing traffic at social networks? hope it will help